Grant: I don't understand why girls are so proud of their bruises. I get a bruise, and I'm like, "OW! That hurts!" Then some kid pushes on it or it bumps into something and it hurts even more!
Bri: It's because your a man.
Grant: ...
Bri: You are already seen as tough and manly. We women have to prove our tenacity! Thus, when we get a bruise, we're like, "Do you see this?! Look at this baby! It's huge!"
Grant: Aw. When you get a bruise it just makes me want to be more gentle with you and kiss it better.
Bri: That's because you're a man. Sigh. ... Oh! But I do LIKE that you're a man!!!
Did you follow that logic? College is doing us a lot of good. We're learning tons. Really.
(No spouses were harmed in the making of this post)
Saturday, September 5, 2009
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